Jesus Shoots His Mom

Seymour, Mo (Springfield News-Leader) — An enraged Seymour man shot his mother and tried to shoot his father Tuesday night after the couple refused to acknowledge their son as the reincarnated Jesus, Webster County Sheriff Roye Cole said. LINK

Here’s a weird one for your Friday afternoon.  Combine combat duty in the Army, weird beliefs in magical zombies, sleep deprivation, gangster rap, and a pickup truck and what do you get?

Nicholas Jacob, nee Zakariah Jacob Evitt apparently believes he’s Jesus.  But he’s out on half a million bond for putting three slugs in his mom’s leg after she denied the obvious truth of the second coming.  Or something like that.

I tell you… that Jesus character needs to learn how to take a vacation without pissing off the law.  He’s got a very bad track record so far.