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The Story of Easter, Updated for 21st Century Readers
The Plan, Part 1: In the Beginning Approximately six thousand years ago, a magical being called “God” set a plan into motion. He’d been waiting and doing very little for several googols of googols of years, so this was a very important time. All that brain power had just been sitting around, formulating the most … Continue reading
Biblical Jesus: Liberal Hippy or Insane Conservative?
When I write articles about Christian hate, bigotry, misogyny, and general malevolence, I am inevitably chided by “Good Christians” for misrepresenting both them and their holy writ. Jesus, I am told, was a liberal. He advocated love, tolerance, and women’s rights. He came to earth to teach us a better way to live in peace with each other. In … Continue reading
Jesus on Walmart Receipt: Pretty Damn Convincing.
I have always said that if appropriate evidence presents itself, I will change my mind about the existence of God. Well… gentle readers, you should be the first to know: I’ve seen the evidence, and I am no longer an atheist. Jesus has proven himself to me beyond any reasonable doubt. He put his face … Continue reading
Independence Day Message
Enough said.
Girl Pleads Religious Fervor, Walks on Attempted Murder Charge
A teenager who dressed in dark clothing and stabbed her mother five times as she slept has walked free from court after claiming she was possessed by the spirit of her dead grandma. (LINK) In a baffling ruling, a British judge accepted a 19 year old girl’s defense in the multiple stabbing of her mother: … Continue reading
Noted Cosmologist Kirk Cameron Demolishes Hawking
Child actor phenomenon and world-renowned theoretical physicist Kirk Cameron has unleashed a scathing scientific rebuttal to amateur astronomer and known crank Stephen Hawking’s bald-faced assertion that heaven is a “fairy story for people afraid of the dark. Said Cameron, “To say anything negative about Stephen Hawking is like bullying a blind man. He has an unfair … Continue reading
Osama’s Missing Body
Did Bin Laden really die? Did the Pakistani government collude with Al Qaeda operatives to secret him away to yet another U.S. funded resort? Did he hoof it to a cave bunker with his dialysis machine? There’s no body. Just a report from U.S. agents who certainly can’t be relied upon as objective reporters. It’s … Continue reading
The Story of Easter. With Pictures.
The Plan, Part 1: In the Beginning Approximately six thousand years ago, a magical being called “God” set a plan into motion. He’d been waiting and doing very little for several googols of googols of years, so this was a very important time. All that brain power had just been sitting around, formulating the most … Continue reading
Praying for Gas Prices?
Members of a central Georgia church plan to gather at gas pumps to pray for lower prices. The Beacon of Light Christian Center is planning the Saturday prayer gathering at gas pumps outside a Kroger grocery store in Dublin. Well, it is Georgia. We’ve already had a governor doing rain dances and half our science teachers proudly … Continue reading
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