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The Story of Easter, Updated for 21st Century Readers

The Plan, Part 1:  In the Beginning Approximately six thousand years ago, a magical being called “God” set a plan into motion.  He’d been waiting and doing very little for several googols of googols of years, so this was a very important time.  All that brain power had just been sitting around, formulating the most … Continue reading »

The Story of Easter. With Pictures.

The Plan, Part 1:  In the Beginning Approximately six thousand years ago, a magical being called “God” set a plan into motion.  He’d been waiting and doing very little for several googols of googols of years, so this was a very important time.  All that brain power had just been sitting around, formulating the most … Continue reading »

The Story of Easter, Part 2

Getting Himself Killed When last we left our intrepid deity, his plan for committing the single most loving and holy act in the history of the universe was well on its way to fruition: Create enormous universe for humans… check. Man, woman, talking snake, tree with evil fruit… check. Chosen people… check. Slaughtered goats, burnt … Continue reading »

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