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Pat Robertson is a Douche

Pardon me, but fuck this guy in his fuckhole. There are very few things I despise more than people like Pat Robertson who use human tragedy to sell hatred. Especially when it’s hatred disguised as compassion. I really hate that.

“Yeah. We love all those poor Haitians, even though they’re instruments of the Devil himself, and brought the wrath of God down upon them for their iniquity!”

Right. That’s love. And monkeys might fly out of my butt.

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4 thoughts on “Pat Robertson is a Douche

  1. What a fucking absolute dumbass.

    Please Pat! Oral is waiting for you…in the dirt.

    Posted by Larro | January 13, 2010, 7:29 pm
  2. …So, anyone want to start a betting pool on what Robertson is going to use the money he stole from charitable Christians who donated to his ‘Haiti Fund’ on?

    It’s always so tough to guess with someone as morally bankrupt as this. Most Christians organizations will at least go as far as sending *something* to Haiti, even if it’s just solar powered Bibles… but with Robertson, you know it’s just being used to buy the equivalent of coke & hookers.

    That’s my guess, in fact. Male prostitutes (hopefully ones a little finer than Haggard’s) and a few weeks supply of meth. Oh, you know what’d be the win? If Robertson gets caught on camera heading into the Shady Lady.

    Posted by Kevin R Brown | February 6, 2010, 8:34 pm
  3. BIGGEST.
    DOUCHE.
    IN.
    FUCKING.
    ETERNITY! Seriously, when is the FCC gonna stop worrying about Family Guy and South Park and shut down this belligerent asshole for good?

    Posted by Tyler | March 4, 2010, 5:57 am
  4. Doesn’t this sound like Pat Robertson…. Mathew 7:15:

    “Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.”

    Posted by Super Grover | July 2, 2010, 1:09 am

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