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What is God?

I’ve made several empirical observations this weekend, very few of which are pertinent to this blog’s primary theme.  However, I’m working on 36 hours of being confined to a comfy couch and popping narcotic pain relievers, so… what can I say?  I’m bored.  Here are a few truths about the universe:

  • Percocet is an effective pain reliever.  However, it is not consistently effective for the full six hours indicated on the label.
  • Two percocets are indeed more effective than one.  However, they still don’t last for six hours.
  • Either one or two percocet tablets (2.5mg) taken with a twelve ounce Miller Lite beer are significantly more effective than percocet alone, primarily due to the fact that being asleep relieves pain.
  • Most importantly, sleeping eight hours while taking six hour(sic!) pain reliever is a very bad idea.  Waking up with no pain reliever in the system is… well, it just sucks.

Having wasted several minutes of your life with that nonsense, I feel a certain responsibility to provide some useful entertainment.  Here’s a video I made a few months ago with some really neat online editing software.  If you want to make your own, just go to the website listed at the end of the video.

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  1. “Percocet is an effective pain reliever. However, it is not consistently effective for the full six hours indicated on the label.”

    …But it must be effective for six hours. The label clearly indicates this.

    You’re not… you’re not engaged in *crimethink*, are you!?

    Posted by Kevin R Brown | May 9, 2010, 11:31 pm

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