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Tim Minchin Comments on The Pope

Sometimes, you just need an oompa beat and a lot of cursing.  Thank you, Tim Minchin.  I couldn’t have said it better myself.

Fuck the motherfucker
And fuck you, motherfucker
If you think that motherfucker is sacred
If you cover for another motherfucker who’s a kiddy fucker,
fuck you! You’re no better then the mother fucking rapist

And if you don’t like the swearing that this motherfucker forced from me
and reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity
Then fuck you motherfucker, this is language one employs
when one is fucking cross about fuckers fucking boys.

I don’t give a fuck if calling the Pope a motherfucker
means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate.
This has naught to do with other fucking godly motherfuckers,
I’m not interested right now in fucking scriptural debate

There are other fucking songs and there are other fucking ways
I’ll be a religious apologist on other fucking days
And the fact remains if you protect a single kiddy fucker
then pope or prince or plumber you’re a fucking motherfucker.

You see, I don’t give a fuck what any other motherfucker
Believes about Jesus and his mother fucking mother.
I’ve no problem with the spiritual beliefs of all those fuckers
While those beliefs don’t impact on the happiness of others.

But if you build your church on claims of fucking moral authority
And with threats of hell impose it on others in society
Then you, you motherfuckers, can expect some fucking wrath
When it turns out you’ve been fucking us in our motherfucking asses.

So fuck the motherfucker
And fuck you, motherfucker
If you’re still a mother fucking papist
If he covered for a single motherfucker who’s a kiddy fucker,
Fuck the motherfucker! He’s as evil as the rapist.

And if you look into you mother fucking heart and tell me true
That this mother fucking stupid fucking song offended you
With its filthy fucking language and its fucking disrespect,
If it made you feel angry go ahead and write a letter.

But if you find me more offensive then the fucking possibility
The pope protected priests when they were getting fucking fiddly
Then listen to me motherfucker, this here is a fact:
You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking power-hungry, self-aggrandizing bigot in the stupid fucking hat.



2 thoughts on “Tim Minchin Comments on The Pope

  1. That was motherfucking awesome.

    Posted by Kevin R Brown | May 19, 2010, 3:28 am
  2. I might need some ear salve….
    but they hurt so good!
    Just read a quote from Marketing Firm in SC that
    has involvement in senate & gubernatorial races:
    “Stay on your knees for our country…”

    some apparently are confusing prayer with that other thingy –
    fucking, anal or otherwise.

    Posted by Susan & Daisy Wilson | May 19, 2010, 7:48 pm

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