Members of a central Georgia church plan to gather at gas pumps to pray for lower prices. The Beacon of Light Christian Center is planning the Saturday prayer gathering at gas pumps outside a Kroger grocery store in Dublin.
Well, it is Georgia. We’ve already had a governor doing rain dances and half our science teachers proudly display pictures of Jesus riding a dinosaur. So I don’t know why this would surprise anyone.
There is something a little odd about it, though…
He said it’s the third time members of his congregation have met at gas pumps to pray.
Ok… so for everybody else’s sake, STOP PRAYING!! It’s making the prices go up!!
That’s the correct conclusion, right? They prayed three times, and prices are up. Therefore, the prayers made the prices go up. I mean… that’s the way it works in reverse, right? If you pray and prices go down, then God did it. So… if prices go up, then God did it…