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Good Christians Leaving Girl Scouts over Planned Parenthood

Christians beware:  The Girl Scouts is an organization built on depravity and lasciviousness.  They are bent on destroying the morals of your precious little girls.

Make no mistake. This cute little girl is a future Delilah. A Salome. A vile temptress who will first lead men into temptation, then into sin — probably in some sort of orgy — and then, finally… ABORTION!!! All because she joined the Girl Scouts and sold cookies.

Luckily, a couple of diligent Jesus Worshipers are onto the ninety nine year old organization’s secret agenda.  They’ve started a website, called SPEAK NOW  which exposes the conspiracy to teach young girls all about promiscuity, abortion, and… (GASP!)  PLANNED PARENTHOOD.

What tipped them off to the evil agenda?  According to the Christian Post, a pamphlet “[e]ntitled “Healthy, Happy, and Hot – A Young Person’s Guide to Their Rights, Sexuality and Living with HIV,”  … was given to young girls attending a Girls Only Workshop in New York – part of the annual United Nations Commission on the Status of Women.”

How DARE them?!  The nerve of The Girl Scouts to give young women accurate scientific information about the realities of HIV!!  Someone call their congressman!

Like any evil conspiracy, The Girl Scouts have an intricate web of corruption and back-room wink-wink, nudge-nudge deals.  There is also no shortage of slick-tongued spin doctors with well honed denials, funded by the highest level donors from pools of soccer moms in locations as diverse as Adairville, KY and Seabrook, MA.

Unfortunately, the depth of depravity is impossible to hide from the eyes of God and his intrepid investigators, “Sydney and Tess.”  (Look for their hard-hitting 80’s style TV drama next summer on the Hallmark Channel.)  One or the other — either Sydney or Tess — said, “We found shortly after this ‘Healthy, Happy, Hot’ issue, that The World Association of Girl Guides and Girl Scouts also called WAAG, which is the international organization that Girl Scouts is a part of, had a post on their website demanding safe, affordable, and accessible abortions for women as young as I am, 15.”

(Because as we all know, it’s much better for women as young as she… and younger… to have children every time they have sex.  Especially when the father is a trusted clergy member…  It’s good for society.  It’s good for the economy.  And it’s a GREAT way to help women continue their college educations.)

Planned Parenthood has long been a purveyor of many services closely connected with both the Killing Kittens R Us branch of American Atheists AND the Americans for Painful Woman Parts for Everyone.  “Abby Johnson, a former Planned Parenthood clinic director, also confirmed the connection between Girl Scouts and Planned Parenthood, stating that most of Planned Parenthood’s adolescent health material is sponsored by GSUSA,”  but only after several hours of waterboarding.

Among the “services” offered to young, impressionable Girl Scouts:

  • anemia testing
  • cholesterol screening
  • diabetes screening
  • physical exams, including for employment and sports
  • flu vaccines
  • help with quitting smoking
  • high blood pressure screening
  • tetanus vaccines
  • thyroid screening

Thankfully, evil empires are proud of flaunting their sin in front of God and man.  This reporter did his own research and discovered the following heresy, which he prints with an understandable sense of foreboding.  He certainly hopes Jesus will forgive him, as he is only attempting to keep good Christians informed of the dangers of supporting Planned Parenthood.

From their website:

There are two kinds of abortion in the U.S.  in-clinic abortion and the abortion pill.

Abortions are very common. In fact, more than 1 out of 3 women in the U.S. have an abortion by the time they are 45 years old.

If you are pregnant, you have options. If you are trying to decide if abortion is the right choice for you, you probably have many things to think about. Learning the facts about abortion may help you in making your decision. You may also want to learn more about parenting and adoption.

If you are under 18, your state may require one or both of your parents to give permission for your abortion or be told of your decision prior to the abortion. However, in most states you can ask a judge to excuse you from these requirements. Learn more about parental consent for abortion.

Only you can decide what is best for you. But we are here to help. A staff member at your local Planned Parenthood health center can discuss abortion and all of your options with you and help you find the services you need.

Have you ever seen such a biased, agenda based pile of filth in your life?  The very thought of offering young women accurate information and telling them they have a choice?!!  It goes against everything God stands for!  It is heresy!  God has told us that he gave us the gift of free will, and that the beauty of salvation is the willing choice to do what God has asked.  Free Will.  That is the central message of God’s love for us.  Free Will.  Free Will.

Thank God his followers are here to end this funding for an organization offering people that very choice…

Or…

Erm…

Hmmm….

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5 thoughts on “Good Christians Leaving Girl Scouts over Planned Parenthood

  1. This is a pile of BS. God gave us free will to choose Him or not. Not FREE WILL TO MURDER A BABY IN THE WOMB. The 5th Commandment is DO NOT KILL. That doesn’t mean some people that means DO NOT KILL ALL PEOPLE. And since when is a baby not People???? A baby is not part of a womens body, so she should have no right to kill another person. It is NOT HER BODY, ITS INSIDE HER BODY. 4-5,000 babies murdered in America daily. Abortion is NOT BIRTH CONTROL. STOP MURDERING BABIES!!!!!

    Posted by Michelle Peterson | May 19, 2011, 10:09 am
  2. You think it’s no big deal that Planned Parenthood murders unborn babies. It’s people like you who also thought it was no big deal that the Nazis put Jews in ovens.
    You are one babykilling sick human being. Only someone that is sick in the head can support murderning helpless babies.

    Posted by Rev Donald Spitz | May 19, 2011, 11:00 pm
  3. Religion aside, what is most objectionable is the idea — that Girl Scouts of USA, Planned Parenthood Federation of America and International Planned Parenthood Federation share with the United Nations — that a 10-year-old child is equivalent to a 24-year-old and can discern when to have sex and when to have an abortion. It is ludicrous to present explicit sex education to young children and proclaim they have “sexual rights.” What is evil — and yes, atheists, evil exists — is that by associating with pro-casual-sex, pro-abortion organizations, Girl Scouts is giving a wink and a nod to their young members that such ideas are acceptable behavior. Free will is for fully mature adults. There is no way a 10-year-old can make informed and safe decisions.

    Posted by HonestGirlScout | September 7, 2011, 3:12 am
  4. There is an alternative to the Girl Scouts. It’s the American Heritage Girls.

    http://www.ahgonline.org/

    Posted by Kevin Paul., Eshelman | October 27, 2011, 3:41 pm
  5. So Hamby’s vision of an atheist utopian world for Girl scouts would be something like this:

    Team Leader: “Great cookie sales girls, I hope you all had fun playing hopscotch and jump rope.. Now pay attention because we are now going to talk about abortion.”

    Little suzie: “Whats abortion?”

    Team Leader: “Well an abortion is when you get rid of an unwanted pregnancy by surgically removing the unborn fetus. Let me give you an example. Its like carving out this pumpkin that I have on the table.First you want to chop up the insides of the pumpkin and then scrape out all the pulp and seeds to remove the unwanted material.Its as simple as that!.”

    Little suzie: “But my parents says that the baby in the womb is alive”

    Team leader: “Why no not really Suzie. Even though it is fully formed in the womb, it doesent count as living. Its just like the pumpkin seeds, Its not really alive unless it is allowed to be planted and grow outside the pumpkin. You have the choice to either grow the seed inside you or scrape it out! Its that simple. So remember girls, Abortion is a safe procedure that can be done many times to remove unwanted “Boo-Boo babies”. Now today we will now pass out condoms as a follow up to last weeks meeting on safe sex so that you wont contract those HIV “Buggies” and not make as many “Boo-boo babies” in the near future. Now if there isnt any more questions we need to move on and teach you girls the next lessons “how to have an orgasm” and ” How to make sock puppets”

    Posted by PG | October 28, 2011, 1:49 pm

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