Christians beware: The Girl Scouts is an organization built on depravity and lasciviousness. They are bent on destroying the morals of your precious little girls.
Make no mistake. This cute little girl is a future Delilah. A Salome. A vile temptress who will first lead men into temptation, then into sin — probably in some sort of orgy — and then, finally… ABORTION!!! All because she joined the Girl Scouts and sold cookies.
Luckily, a couple of diligent Jesus Worshipers are onto the ninety nine year old organization’s secret agenda. They’ve started a website, called SPEAK NOW which exposes the conspiracy to teach young girls all about promiscuity, abortion, and… (GASP!) PLANNED PARENTHOOD.
What tipped them off to the evil agenda? According to the Christian Post, a pamphlet “[e]ntitled “Healthy, Happy, and Hot – A Young Person’s Guide to Their Rights, Sexuality and Living with HIV,” … was given to young girls attending a Girls Only Workshop in New York – part of the annual United Nations Commission on the Status of Women.”
How DARE them?! The nerve of The Girl Scouts to give young women accurate scientific information about the realities of HIV!! Someone call their congressman!
Like any evil conspiracy, The Girl Scouts have an intricate web of corruption and back-room wink-wink, nudge-nudge deals. There is also no shortage of slick-tongued spin doctors with well honed denials, funded by the highest level donors from pools of soccer moms in locations as diverse as Adairville, KY and Seabrook, MA.
Unfortunately, the depth of depravity is impossible to hide from the eyes of God and his intrepid investigators, “Sydney and Tess.” (Look for their hard-hitting 80’s style TV drama next summer on the Hallmark Channel.) One or the other — either Sydney or Tess — said, “We found shortly after this ‘Healthy, Happy, Hot’ issue, that The World Association of Girl Guides and Girl Scouts also called WAAG, which is the international organization that Girl Scouts is a part of, had a post on their website demanding safe, affordable, and accessible abortions for women as young as I am, 15.”
(Because as we all know, it’s much better for women as young as she… and younger… to have children every time they have sex. Especially when the father is a trusted clergy member… It’s good for society. It’s good for the economy. And it’s a GREAT way to help women continue their college educations.)
Planned Parenthood has long been a purveyor of many services closely connected with both the Killing Kittens R Us branch of American Atheists AND the Americans for Painful Woman Parts for Everyone. “Abby Johnson, a former Planned Parenthood clinic director, also confirmed the connection between Girl Scouts and Planned Parenthood, stating that most of Planned Parenthood’s adolescent health material is sponsored by GSUSA,” but only after several hours of waterboarding.
Among the “services” offered to young, impressionable Girl Scouts:
- anemia testing
- cholesterol screening
- diabetes screening
- physical exams, including for employment and sports
- flu vaccines
- help with quitting smoking
- high blood pressure screening
- tetanus vaccines
- thyroid screening
Thankfully, evil empires are proud of flaunting their sin in front of God and man. This reporter did his own research and discovered the following heresy, which he prints with an understandable sense of foreboding. He certainly hopes Jesus will forgive him, as he is only attempting to keep good Christians informed of the dangers of supporting Planned Parenthood.
Abortions are very common. In fact, more than 1 out of 3 women in the U.S. have an abortion by the time they are 45 years old.
If you are pregnant, you have options. If you are trying to decide if abortion is the right choice for you, you probably have many things to think about. Learning the facts about abortion may help you in making your decision. You may also want to learn more about parenting and adoption.
If you are under 18, your state may require one or both of your parents to give permission for your abortion or be told of your decision prior to the abortion. However, in most states you can ask a judge to excuse you from these requirements. Learn more about parental consent for abortion.
Only you can decide what is best for you. But we are here to help. A staff member at your local Planned Parenthood health center can discuss abortion and all of your options with you and help you find the services you need.
Have you ever seen such a biased, agenda based pile of filth in your life? The very thought of offering young women accurate information and telling them they have a choice?!! It goes against everything God stands for! It is heresy! God has told us that he gave us the gift of free will, and that the beauty of salvation is the willing choice to do what God has asked. Free Will. That is the central message of God’s love for us. Free Will. Free Will.
Thank God his followers are here to end this funding for an organization offering people that very choice…
- Planned Parenthood Fights Back in Indiana (newser.com)
- Best Coast vlogs in support of Planned Parenthood, plans sponsored showcase 4 abortion (hipsterrunoff.com)
- Letter: Planned Parenthood’s 2012 plan of attack (knoxnews.com)
- Kansas tightens abortion clinic regulations (msnbc.msn.com)